Kwamai comes tearing into the house, and I hear rummaging in the refrigerator.
Me: "No snacks right now, it's nearly dinner time!"
K: "I want pepperoni!!
Me: "We don't have any. And we're having din.."
K: "No, it's not for me! It's for the cat!"
I explain how cats generally shouldn't eat pepperoni, and he races back outside.
K: "My mom says not to feed the cat pepperoni."
We don't have a cat, by the way, but there are a few cats that roam the neighborhood. I'm sure if the feeding expidition starts in earnest, there'll be a crowd at our door.